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"Reading is one form of escape, running for your life is another" - Lemony Snicket |
Imma have me a good day.
This is the best commercial I’ve seen this year. That’s not hyperbole. There are 15 quotable lines. I think I’m going to sign up.
DollarShaveClub.com - Our Blades Are F***ing Great (by DollarShaveClub)
Via Devour
THIS SPOT IS SO GOOD IT BROKE THEIR WEBSITE.
Two things: First, this is absolutely amazing and hilarious.
Second, the description for one of their razors on the website starts off like this: “This is your new razor. And it’s also your girlfriend’s new razor. Or your boyfriend’s.”
I had to re-read the “Or your boyfriend’s” part because I thought my brain automatically filled it in. Kudos guys. Kudos.
YOUR HANDSOME-ASS GRANDFATHER ONLY HAD ONE BLADE
AND POLIO
(via inlieuofwit)
The hot guy in our block of flats is smoking. It’s driving me crazy. Why is his smokey scent making me want him.
I have not slept for 4 nights.
I can laugh and laugh at horrible tv at the height of my voice.
WHAT IS THIS AND WHERE CAN I SIGN UP
This would be single greatest thing that the potter gang could get our hands on
also we would all die
If it was possible to die from laughing, I’d be some sort of super concentrated ghost by now.
UM
WHERE DO I SIGN UP
This is the story of how everyone on Tumblr died.
(Source: ForGIFs.com, via inlieuofwit)
Remember when like an hour ago I said I was going to write a childrens book about toy food.
Well.
It’s four pages long so far.
The greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing the world he didn’t sexist. “I respect women and consider them equal to men in every way” he...
Tony Kaye, American History X (1998)
i know it was a bad idea okay now just leave me alone